Sitaram’s Akhand Bharat Jugaad
Some people have a dime for media suaveness. They excel in the art creating issues out from nowhere. The latest of the candidate is Comrade Yechury. Comrade has recently confessed to an idea of India-Pakistan-Bangladesh combine team against England (not Britain!!) to ‘celebrate’ the ‘first war of independence’ in 1857. This is the kind of an idea that should make any far Right immensely proud. Finally some credibility to Akhand Bharat. The media will toy it in all permutation and combination after all any utterance on Cricket (and ‘bollywood’) is matter of national security. They will now have debate forum. It’s a win-win for media and BCCI (a club that has come to represent India for huge profit. Vande Matram!!). I gather that even if the players come to the field and sit down and chat, the club would make few million profit!!!. That is money from merit and competence. No it is not about Indian population and that strange connection to patriotism. In the meantime my suggestion to Comrade Yechury as a humble citizen (offcourse!!) is that he need worry about the unrepresentative and unconnected ‘leaders’ in Left, mostly feudal leftovers. Geez what am I saying. Comrade Yechury could consider setting up Jane Austin Socialist club of India for Garibi Hatao. Communist Party (Jane Austin) Marxist. CP(JA)M. I guess to pacify Budhadeb babu (who I am told has terrible temper when it comes to matters of cricket) we may make it Communist Party (Jane Austin Ganguly Socialist Marxist Leninist party of India). Or I guess innovative Comrade Yechury will suggest Communist Party (Jane Austin Ganguly Socialist Marxist Leninist party of India Pakistan Bangladesh). CP (JAGSMLIPB). Amen to that.
Some people have a dime for media suaveness. They excel in the art creating issues out from nowhere. The latest of the candidate is Comrade Yechury. Comrade has recently confessed to an idea of India-Pakistan-Bangladesh combine team against England (not Britain!!) to ‘celebrate’ the ‘first war of independence’ in 1857. This is the kind of an idea that should make any far Right immensely proud. Finally some credibility to Akhand Bharat. The media will toy it in all permutation and combination after all any utterance on Cricket (and ‘bollywood’) is matter of national security. They will now have debate forum. It’s a win-win for media and BCCI (a club that has come to represent India for huge profit. Vande Matram!!). I gather that even if the players come to the field and sit down and chat, the club would make few million profit!!!. That is money from merit and competence. No it is not about Indian population and that strange connection to patriotism. In the meantime my suggestion to Comrade Yechury as a humble citizen (offcourse!!) is that he need worry about the unrepresentative and unconnected ‘leaders’ in Left, mostly feudal leftovers. Geez what am I saying. Comrade Yechury could consider setting up Jane Austin Socialist club of India for Garibi Hatao. Communist Party (Jane Austin) Marxist. CP(JA)M. I guess to pacify Budhadeb babu (who I am told has terrible temper when it comes to matters of cricket) we may make it Communist Party (Jane Austin Ganguly Socialist Marxist Leninist party of India). Or I guess innovative Comrade Yechury will suggest Communist Party (Jane Austin Ganguly Socialist Marxist Leninist party of India Pakistan Bangladesh). CP (JAGSMLIPB). Amen to that. 
