Saturday, September 14, 2013

Enter the Kolatkaresque!!



The Butterfly

There is no story behind it.
It is split like a second.
It hinges around itself.

It has no future.
It is pinned down to no past.
It’s a pun on the present.

It’s a little yellow butterfly.
It has taken these wretched hills
under its wings.

Just a pinch of yellow,
it opens before it closes
and closes before it o

where is it

What a charming poem. Taken from Arun Kolatkar’s much appreciated collection Jejuri. I am in awe of this book, unfortunately I don’t have a copy and so had to go all the way to Pune, of course on the way to Jejuri. Last time I went to Jejuri with a rather primitive camera and that was more than a decade back, this time around I was much equipped.  I recall sending it across to Crude woman, it was quite an effort, but our disgust was having egomassage and used it to work on her branding. It did really affect me, I guess I lost my cool for some time. The miserable woman, universally disliked, was working on her little life and gaining on influence. Living on the fringe of Bollywood and ignored, she worked through manipulating awards (they degrade institutions) and latch on to cause as compensation and play victims oops survivors. So it was Rajiv Gandhi coming fresh from Shah Bano fiasco looking for wonderful Indian muslim pseudo secularism symbol that Crude woman entered the scene and has since never looked back on manipulations, she got a hattrick of bonus and RS seat (mediocre lyricist ZK Bozz is the most undeserving to be in RS, our man even manipulates to be compared with widely respected and talented Gulzar. Audacious indeed), next Britain was trying to look good after Iraq invasion and so lands Crude woman spick and clean as Gandhian. Try digesting that one -Crude woman as Gandhian!  They are such manipulative people that this is now a tradition and passed on to ZK’s genes. The little scoundrel is an unmitigated mediocre in whatever he does. At one point he tried to be face of Delhi Police (as if there are no delhites left to take it up) and simultaneously, must add blatantly, tried to promote liquor. ZK says its liberalz muslim brandingz. This is the talent that sycophant politicians based in Delhi admire, as they don’t have any mass base and work on manipulation, the reason why Crude woman and Co. gain such easy entry.   Incidentally Milkha’s story is quite compelling but such a shoddy acting. It’s a shame. I am sure Mehra was promised a National award. Asking rate these days is panch peti, says Crude woman, for dho peti she promises to arrange a standing ovation at international film festivals with add on benefits like ‘critical’ ‘superb’ by her domestic journalist pets. But must add ZK’s genes have not accepted Crude woman as alpha female of the family despite the fact she has done things akin to pig rolling on its back. She is person non-granta; I guess they know what she is all about. That’s another tragedy for Crude woman brand. With ‘high profile’ rapes coming and going, Crude woman not capitalizing on these sitters, old timers say she has lost her touch. She was one of the first to be off the block (even Usain Bolt will envy) to the TV camera/studio, in case of tragedies like rapes, expressing condolence so on. The reality seems to be that she is being evicted by ZK’s genes in these games of social concerned brands.

Meanwhile Crude woman looks out of window of her posh Juhu flat as people struggle to work out  day’s earning, she shrugs “sab ke sab saale langar ke murge”. She had her eyes trained on biriyaniwala murga. Of course international level “murgas” like Amir Khan or AR Rehman never allowed her to flutter near, these have been failures. But she is wonderful Indian muslim survivor brand. As ZK Bozz says “jahan pe bhi dange ho victims tho wonderful Indian muslim he hai, hum log hamesha se hi survivor hai”. Now that is the problem with Mr. Modi he doesn’t play the game of symbolism, atleast till now. Pseudo secularism survives on symbolism. In turn wonderful Indian muslim branding survives on symbolism. With no pseudo secularism wonderful Indian muslim brand collapses.  It is the end of world as Crude woman knows it.   
  
…too much crap that’s what happens when you deal with trash people, forget these nonsense the readers are invited to my birds blog www.iseeebirds.blogspot.com for Russet Sparrow and my visit to Jejuri.