Thursday, May 03, 2007
Getting personal with Gandhian Crude Woman
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
I wanna sell my book dude!!!
Move away marketers and spin doctors there is a new dude in the block. He is the one who can sell any dud with such élan that it will like hot chips. He and his gang, all have almost sinister resemblance that is no coincidence. They mostly held influential positions and were sissies when it mattered, now trying to seek redemption through book writing, it is also not a coincidence that they make huge money in the deal. If Gen. Musharaf could then so could our very own moron Jaswant Singh (his claim to fame also includes escorting hijackers to kandhahar….even his English couldn’t save this embarrassment). Both sold their books with dexterity by planting stories, creating suspense, using prime time of salivating media …putting even seasoned marketers to shame. One would have to admit that despite Jaswant boy’s rather stellar performance it was Musharaf boy, who won hands down. You see unlike ridiculous accented Jaswant, Musharaf is also engaged in saving the world from jehadis….how?? Quite complicated will try delve some other time.
The latest dude in ‘I wanna sell my book’ is the ex Director of CIA who goes by the name George Tenet. As a pre sale act he has been dropping ‘bomb shells’ regarding the policy bungling after September 11. He claims to be not the member of ‘Lets attack Iraq’ club, which nobody is ready to buy (but first they will have to buy the book!!. Tricked you!!). He said to Larry King ‘nobody had the wisdom to predict the events in Iraq… ’. Geez I never thought that needed wisdom. Even a seven year old kid hundreds of Km away knew it. This blogger had collected their voices against the war on Iraq and send it across to Ram buffoon…contact him for further reference (well if I had a blog then I wouldn’t be so foolish!!). Well atleast Tenet boy is smart; he will sell more copies of his book and be a millionaire. Next ‘writers’ include Bush, Cheney, Powel, Rice…..no wonder US of A has so many millionaires!!!. Millions on the bodies of innocent people. What a shame. Tenet’s tenet? ‘Humans makes mistake’. Tenet’s unsaid but practicing tenet? ‘…..well humans make mistake but we sure will make money out of it…..its prime time money churning entertainment dude’.
Post script: suggested title for Bush’s forthcoming book ‘Did it for papa’/ ‘There is a Sam in Osama’/ ‘Lost but won but lost in Baghdad’. For Cheney ‘Have gun, will shoot’/ ‘By God I will Shoot’/ ‘I am aiming the duck, it could be the President’.
Natwar Singh’s forthcoming book: My well oiled son!!!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Bharath Ratna for Rajkumar
If anybody deserves the Bharath Ratna then it is none other than Late Rajkumar. Conceding that the politicians and Media do overemphasis the role of movie actors as it provides them with saleable faces and glossy bytes but Rajkumar was above all these. He avoided the media and carried no pretensions of grandeur. A man so humble and impeccable in his bearing that all sections of society in Karnataka admire him. The outsiders particularly the anglicized elites squatting in power centers may have a cynical view on this but the fact is common people in Karnataka consider him God. There is nothing wrong in that since he epitomized what they considered admirable (in reel and real life, as also a hugely successful actor) and he on his part never misused that trust. He did attempt to channelise these into positive action but never for personal gain, indications on how much he respected people. He was truly great. He was to Karnataka (and to many south Indians) what Dilip Kumar (taking another example from film industry and a great human) is to north India. The nation needs to recognize him with the highest award.
Post Script: It is bit late though and one wonders what he would have made out of this demand!!!. I guess some people are so great that it increases the worth of awards.
In recent times though these admirable symbols are being hijacked by parochial forces, this is very sad. It is also very unfortunate that Tamilians are targeted and many cinema halls don’t show Tamil movies. This blogger rarely goes for movies but Rajnikanth movies are something I don’t like to miss (I like his style. Njan oru thavana solutha pathu thavana solamadiri… jagarudhe. Beat that one!!!!. He is the most stylish actor i have come across). So one wonders what happens to his latest movie in Karnataka. If it is not released in Karnataka it will be nothing short of tragedy.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
How I learn to stop worry and love the Gun
Gun lobby in US of A is very strong and vocal, it has very influential people, politicians in the payroll. Before even full scale tragedy of VT massacre were out, politicians (even a Presidential candidate) were found allaying doubts from the minds of Gun lobby. This is the level of crassness they can go. Nexus of Gun Lobby, politicians and big business, and the fear psychosis nearing paranoia they create among hapless citizen fed on information overdrive, is well documented in Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine (the gun culture does have its history in slavery, the fear in whites....as shown in the Documentary, now they create imaginary enemy. Osama helped thier cause). This insightful documentary although searing tragic in its portrayal of how people can be herded into self destruction, for an outsiders like me I couldn’t help laughing at these stupid people and their predicament. That is what makes it such a tragic-comic. The killings of innocent and fundamental rights of maniac. The agony, pain of victims and righteous, pride of gun peddlers.
It is kind of surreal since in real world people would see reason, compassion. But US of A works on different game plan. It definitely brings in the question of how much ammunition lobby influences US policy making, particularly when it comes to military actions abroad (latest is they are trying to align with Al Quaeda to harm Iranians!!!). Isn’t the world being held by coterie who just wants to make profit at the expense of people’s life, democracy a compliable conduit in their macabre scheme? Maybe the reason they talk democracy at home and the need to spread it abroad, sometimes with such viciousness. Also if people can decide whether they can carry gun, countries can decide whether to keep nuclear bombs. “Gun doesn’t kill people, people kill people” argues Gun lobby. Well…“nuclear bombs doesn’t kill people, people kill people” ditto!!!. “Knife in the cockpit doesn’t kill people, people kill people” ditto!!. So are we talking about deterrence or threat?. If it is fundamental right of the people to own gun then it is also unalienable for countries to own nuclear bombs. US of A is not the only country that has to safe guard the rights and lives of its people, Iran has to, and yes even Cuba has to. What gives US of A moral authority on the world when its policies are dictated by vested interests??.
The attempt now in US media seems to be to identify kids with problem, the potential killers. Meaning now the attempt will be on compliance. This suits the State and the Market. So anyone protesting or even taking a solitary position could be targeted. As for macabre writings …well in that case Raj Kamal Jha should be in high security prison, seriously!!. So should many other writers and so would many of the greatest thinkers, inventors (dude most were loners!!. They were not “normal” people who came in chat show!!). So are we talking about creative writing or mind mapping?. This blogger poohs poohs the attempt at classifying the kid on his writing, maybe he was poor writer with astounding imagination that may not fit with the conventional behavior, considering that he was into English major, wherein he was suppose to present creative paper unlike say a pre teenager who expresses anguish through pictures or scribbles. What is seen as macabre makes him extraordinary….not necessarily a killer, he was bit old to be studied through writing. It is quite a coincidence that he killed. What is not a coincidence is that he like many other killers in US of A could easily access the weapon that could cause maximum damage. How about spending some time to know the people behind Gun lobby?. This is were the focus should be: the cold blooded profit mongers who make money through blood and misery of people. In the meantime why not telecast
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
No to Asian games in delhi
How about Pune, Chennai???
Very unfortunate: with deep regret i have to inform that i have misplaced the password of my other blog www.sdepalan.blogspot.com or maybe i forgot to close it and so...I feel very sad about it. I spend hours retrieving it, i seemed to have forgotten the email i gave. It really is very tragic.
From now on my other blog will be www.depalanhere.blogspot.com.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Bet on everything!
This blogger had always a very healthy view of BBC. I love watching BBC as much I listened the radio as a kid, the Hindi version too. They should be cautious when dealing with India (unavoidable because of population), since lots of pretentious people are stampeding for attention. Foreign channel if serious can know more about the nation and its issues by directly involving the common people and not elite (particularly those pretentious types who have positioned to save common people aka Crude Woman) British and American attention would make the day of any these scum, it is their reference point, pinnacle of achievement, origin of ‘making India proud’. Channels like BBC will only degrade itself associating with superficial people.
Friday, April 13, 2007
On exclusive interviews
One had lots of expectation when a member of marginalized section of society took over as Chief Justice of India but unfortunately our man spent more time in giving interview to media. Where does he get the time to indulge in these?. This is also true of Cabinet ministers. The Finance Minister gave ‘exclusive interviews’ to many channels after the budget, one must admire his energy hopping from one TV studio to another, repeating the same thing.
Let us look what this exclusive involvement in TV studios mean: Out of one billion people let us negate the people who do not have access to TV- there are millions, lets say at an optimistic level around 80% people have access to TV. Of this how many have access to cable connection?. From the percentage of people who have access to cable how many watch English channel (which in a ridiculous dement have assumed themselves as ‘National’), a favorite channel for lickers since they exist because of PR in English as also their proximity to power center. Take the example of any politician (or minister) who rushes to TV studios and you will see a licker owe his (or her) existence to the sycophancy and positioning in TV studios. Coming back, so we do have very miniscule percentage of people who watch English Channels. Now those who do watch English TV channels there are lot many channels to choose from. So what is the chance that someone has switched on the particular channel at the specified time to watch that ‘exclusive interview’? How many watched the interview of let’s say Finance minister or the Chief Justice. Few thousands at the most and this from one billion!!!. This brings in the question: who the Minister is responsible to?. Obviously to the cabinet and the legislature…..meaning to the people. So what is he doing in the TV studio giving ‘exclusive interviews’ wherein he is representing more than a billion people???. Why is a Minister who is representing one billion people choosing medium to address few thousands? Why is he investing his precious public time on these platforms??
A politician can use media when he is not in the office, before elections and so on, like you see the actors coming out before release of movies. It is a win-win situation for both; it is about how well who uses whom. That’s ‘fourth estate’ for you!!. It is quite a sight to watch a slave interviewing a popular figure, particularly from the film industry. The intensity is as much as you see a dog in front of butcher shop (next time try observing and compare with media snooping on “Abhi-Aish” wedding!!). The salivating slave will try to extract whatever from the celebrity, it is a kind of tussle and the slave’s future is very much dependent on it (do we laws protecting the slaves??). Once you get the ‘bite’ it’s for the spin doctor’s to take over. So we have out of context quotes and if luck favors “Breaking News”. And then we have self appointed guardian- the newsreader, fresh from beauty parlor, you feel will almost break into ‘everything we do, we do it for you’. The reason why they don’t have this song running while they read the news is a mystery; probably they guessed it right that it’s beyond Homo sapiens to comprehend too many noises. Well we can blame god. Not very Market savvy I say.
One wonders whether we do have copyright laws??. Since the input is on TRP, the news is about entertainment. Thus we have more of movie and song sequences in TV channels. Infact they try to create news so as to include movie bites and songs (another favorite area is cricket). Nothing wrong it is ok to be desperate about profit- it is an internationally accepted understanding!!. The question is do they pay for it particularly to producers, script writers of the movie and songwriters, lyricist of the song, if not it is exploitation and cheap way to make money. Have they bought the rights of the movie or the scene which they are broadcasting?? (offcourse scenes from new movies are part of promotion and that is an important revenue source). Also many of the channels have song competitions; the creators of these songs should get the cut (recently songs are being used to peddle products. Easy job!!). Movies and songs are not public property nor are TV channels doing any public service. It is important that there is freedom of expression but it also very important that there should be protection of creativity. The unscrupulous shouldn’t be given free run to undermine everything to make profit. There is an immediate need to create laws to end this exploitation. Meaning less shubh laab …….rrrreppppeeeeattt (from Rajnikant movie song!!)
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Forget Osama where is Anderson dude??. Shouldn’t we ‘shock and awe’ the US??
Opposing the Plant, across the road, was like any other poorer location of the city- densely populated, congested houses with narrow by lanes, most of them had one or more family member victim of this disaster. Dow chemicals (which now own Union Carbide) refuse to clean up the place and has put thousand of people’s lives in constant life threatening ailments for last 23 years. A Union Carbide spokesman says that the company and its sole shareholder, the Dow Chemical Company, cannot be held liable for any waste cleanup at the plant or any contamination of the ground water. "There is no legal foundation for application of liability". Comrades in Bengal have now opened the door for Dow Chemicals. Comrade scoundrels. People of Haldia should know what they are getting into. Dow Chemicals was also fined by US finance regulatory recently for unfair trade practices in India. They bribed Indian officials around 8.8 million Rs. Any cases in India???. Off course not, it’s about sacred Investment, rising GDP and off course Comrades Party Fund, after all they have to save the world!!. Experts warn that Indian regulations on industry remain lax, and that a future Bhopal-style tragedy referred to as ‘Hiroshima of the Chemical Industry’ is still very possible.
The worst commercial industrial disasters in history, mass murder is the word used (quite appropriately), occurred on the night of 3rd December 1984. I recall this clearly since I was awake as I had to finish school homework and the TV was on- not sure if it was the fateful night or the night after but the image of people running helter skelter is etched clearly. Another connection is that few years later we had a classmate in school who escaped the tragedy unscathed despite being in Bhopal (years later I came to know he got severely burned in an accident) he used to give vivid details of the event.
Of the 800,000 people living in Bhopal at the time, 3000 died immediately around 500,000 people were exposed to the leaking chemicals. Approximately 20,000, to this date, are believed to have died as a result; on average, roughly one person dies every day from the effects. Over 120,000 continue to suffer from the effects of the disaster, such as breathing difficulties, cancer, serious birth-defects, blindness, gynaecological complications and other related problems. According to a report it is believed that 50,000 people are unable to work because of their debilitating ailments. This chilling paragragh from a senior railway official who was witness to the tragedy when train arrived carrying victims from Bhopal to Itarsi:
The sight at Itarsi was something straight out of Dante’s ‘Inferno.’ Dozens of men, women and children were writhing in agony and we watched them in horrified helplessness. Death was a welcome relief to the victims, their eyeballs swollen red and bursting, every breath bringing agony to their burning lungs. The screams of the tortured bodies were in different languages
Beginning in 1991, the local authorities from Bhopal charged Warren Anderson (who headed Union Carbide and retired in 1986), with manslaughter, a crime that carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison. Anderson has so far avoided an international arrest warrant and a US court summons. He was declared a fugitive from justice by the Chief Judicial Magistrate of Bhopal on Feb 1 1992 for failing to appear at the court hearings in a culpable homicide case in which he was named the chief defendant. Orders were passed to the Government of India to press for an extradition from the United States, with whom India had an extradition treaty in place. He went missing for several years, until he was discovered by Greenpeace “living a life of luxury in the Hamptons”. The Bhopal Medical Appeal believe that “neither the American nor the Indian government seem interested in disturbing him with an extradition”. Some allege that the Indian government has hesitated to put forth a strong case of extradition to the United States, fearing backlash from foreign investors who have become more important players in the Indian economy following liberlisation. A plea by India's Central Bureau of Investigation to dilute the charges from culpable homicide to criminal negligence has since been dismissed by the Indian courts. (para copied from the Net). Around the wall the views (frustration is better word) of people could be read.
The contamination from grazing cattle stock getting into food chain and consequences on children playing in the field, facing constant exposure is anybody’s guess. In an investigation broadcast on BBC on Nov 14, 2004, it was reported that the site is still contaminated with 'thousands' of metric tons of toxic chemicals, including benzene hexachloride and mercury, held in open containers or loose on the ground. Some areas are reportedly so polluted that anyone entering the area for more than ten minutes is likely to lose consciousness. Rainfall causes run-off, polluting local wells and boreholes, and the results of tests undertaken on behalf of the BBC by accredited water analysis laboratories in the United Kingdom reveal pollution levels in borehole water 500 times the legal maximum in that country. This blogger didn’t risk venturing into the site. There was a small park adjoining the Union Carbide plant, where children were playing. The park had old rusted slide that seem to be centre of amusement for the kids. I had no intention to speak to people, 23 years is frustratingly long period, its important not to fleece their tragedy. I considered asking questions on tragedy an insult on people in here. But children’s experiences are different, so got into the mode of getting to know them, asking about the school they study and so on. Children were not too keen on interaction as they were too immersed in their game, only when I took out the camera they were interested and congregated around me shouting “photo lo hamari” in the mean time I asked them in passing whether they were aware what happened out there, pointing to the factory. For a moment there was a silence then the youngest of them got into the act, and screamed “‘gas nikili thee” and slid down as if exhilarated by the knowledge!!. The eldest of them who could be 7 or 8 mentioned his father has eye related ailments since the gas leak, meanwhile younger one pulled his hair and ran, and he chased him cursing. I left them in their own world, somewhat guilty of the intrusion.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Remembrance and tribute
Today, the noise of traffic
reminded a screech, a crash
a death.
A life so valued
gets a chance to be recalled
in the cacophony of mindless vehicles and abusive drivers.
I curse myself
for the precious lapse
and attempt to sacred the thought.
(remembering Dearest Dinesh, a relative, a close friend who “liked to bike around Cochin 12 o clock in the night” and I on the pillion!!)
Tribute to Lauri Baker
Lauri Baker came to India from England during the World War 2, and later moved to Kerala. He became immensely popular with low cost houses he designed. ‘Baker houses” were at one point quite popular among elite in kerala, many clones doing the round. I also knew few friends whose parent’s were senior bureaucrats’ preferred ‘Baker house’. It was a kind of a statement!!. I have seen Mr. Baker on many occasions’ decades back, quite a lively face.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Slimiest of them all
Agriculture Ministry is least of Pawar’s concern. Thousands of farmers have suicide and are suiciding as I write. When he visited Kerala sometime back he refused to meet farmers in Wayanad, lack of time was the reason given. What is consuming his time? A seasoned scoundrel meaning ‘senior politician’ he knows his priorities. Is he not holding the office of profit being a Union Minister? Is he not violating the code?. Even if he is not isn’t it clear that he should be concerned with grievous matters of his Ministry?.
What has this man to do with cricket; he is very obviously capitalizing the game to build up his clout and wants the limelight. Why any politician should be allowed space in sport bodies? Why is Indian sport not doing well has answer in these and Pawar is a glaring example. People like him should be kicked out if not shoved out like the Australian team recently did on the dais, poor little Pawar was doing what comes naturally to him- getting himself photographed. Rightly so, Australians didn’t want him in the frame. For a politicians this is the most tragic moment!!. Senior cricketers cried foul on Australian teams behavior. The reason has more to do with the clout this fellow has- its licking time folks, why are they not crying foul on the way the politicians have invaded the game? Why nobody asks ‘What is Pawar doing in cricket??”. One ‘senior member’ of Indian team (meaning ‘permanent member’ in Indian context) even invoked ‘culture of treating elders”. With statements like these he is sure to remain in the team for long time (not to forget Maharashtra lobby). Bloody wimps. They could learn a lesson or two how to treat scoundrels from Australians (ofcourse it was ill mannered but then what has mannerism to do with Pawar in Indian cricket board). When push comes to shove then shove should end up in a kick otherwise why shove?!
People like Pawar can be evicted by no other way. They are veterans in this game and know how to cling on. It is not about charisma, the clout has basis in money power which he has accumulated over the years. Surely the fellow found his wavelength in Enron (must have made millions through bribes. This fellow's name keep creeping-in in almost all corruption scandal). Corporate corruption is unheard of in
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
On buying emotion (written before the WC debacle)
So far we understand that Mr. Tendulkar is a good batsman with an impeccable on-field behavior in short a good sportsperson. The problem starts when he packages himself to sell products. Here they focus on his personal attributes-which is constructed as the situation demands, more appropriately the market demands. It is also that the Market capitalizes (or packages) the image he- media, has created. Since media is extension for market it means the same thing. This is where they play with the emotions of people. People like-adore Sachin because he is a good sportsperson. Now the construct is Sachin likes-adores Coca Cola (or say a brand of bike) so since people adore Sachin they should also adore the product. Adoration here is now constructed as ‘buy it’. The last part is implied-this is where we get to acquaint subtlety in crass world of Market. The role of Sachin is to emote, to authenticate this liking. This is where the issue of cheating comes since he is emoting to capitalize the emotions of the people for his cricket playing skills into hard cash for the company. This blogger however fails to understand what kind of fool will be influenced by ads when making choices of such costly products. It is ridiculous but then Sachin is so admired by many they can be unreasonable. It is also a different matter whether Sachin has ever used that brand of bike or has done a comparative study with other brands. Most importantly who is he to tell people which brand to buy. He is only a cricket player not a bike expert. Clearly they are playing with emotions of the cricket lovers for shubh lab.
Sachin Tendulkar is just an example this true about all sportsperson around the world, but Indians make it big because of population rather than competence. Now the question is since they made millions out of people’s emotions what happens when they break people’s emotions or don’t fulfill the expectations-further hyped by market???. People will give it back in the same coin. They attack their property and abuse them……well this blogger has absolutely nothing against people’s emotional outbursts. Fans are expected to behave that way particularly when they are being cheated, or sold big dreams by mediocre. In Indian context it needs to be particularly vicious, since we are not living in decent world why always expect fans to be decent (offcourse most ridiculous fan reactions are media managed-no rocket science there). When selling product they target people’s emotions but when they fail in the game they tell people to be rational and blame the fans for irrationality. You invoke their emotions and make money and now tell them to control themselves when at receiving end, quite strange!!!. This blogger also feel that the fan’s reactions has been quite subdued, they need to go step further particularly in case of players who come in ads. They should make them live in fear. So that next time they take an ad assignment they need to understand what they are getting into. Licking into people’s feelings can be dangerous. Shubh lab comes with strings attached dude.
Post script: The above piece was written before the Indian cricketer’s disastrous performance at the “world cup” (sure there is world out there!!), I was ambivalent about publishing this in my blog. The suggestion of this blogger (who has no love for cricket but is very concerned about Marketers exploiting people’s emotions, also since every moron in the town has an a suggestion why not me!!!) to BCCI would be to make an obligatory clause in the contract with the players to avoid endorsement and ads. The argument that players are doing this in ‘free time’ is rather juvenile since they are exploiting people’s expectations and emotional association with the game and are therefore very much responsible for inactions on the field. This blogger suggest the players to go for a long walk during ‘free time’!!!. Also the contract should ask players not to indulge with Media (essentially bunch of monkeys desperate for big money) nor should the board members, the media need to be dealt with press releases- that is asking for too much when people are jostling for eyeball space.
Greed comes from insecurity. Insecurity is an illness of mind, they reflect this when they play the game and refuse to take risks as they don’t want to loose money from endorsements. They don’t mind working on their own image (creating records another passion around here at the teams expense -remember that fellow Ravi Shastri-who just wanna have Audi car babe-he does come in with his expert comments nowadays, he surely can coach team on matters commercial!!. The point was not whether India won the match but whether it was right for Tendulkar to miss double century!!). Image building therefore takes precedence over team or the game. Thus we have more ‘Stars’(Digaj kiladi) than players. The reality was shown by few teenagers from Bangladesh!!. Then they say that Bangladesh played well (no Indian ‘stars’ never play badly- they are part of cosmic reasons). What Bangladesh team was all about was shown by Sri Lanka. The reality is far from the hype the monkeys are creating. How about not keeping record of players score???. This will make matches immensely interesting.
In conclusion this blogger feels that only player worth mentioning would be Rahul Dravid. He has been impeccable. Quite an inspiring fellow, I feel sorry for him. I guess the Market hype did his team in (it can be quite disconcerting when millions of people are watching and have opinions). The ‘stars’ in his team forgot they are to play cricket and not represent Pepsi-Coca Cola (Champu Khan did his patriotic puppetry bit). The tragedy was already written on the wall if anybody had time to read.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
“I will use my gun if needed….”
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Thank u Mr. Minister
There have been some problems during journeys on these compartments like for instance once a man slipped, fortunately the train was not moving fast but he did injure himself, skirmishes do happen but nothing major. Sometimes people also travel inside toilets!!!!. I for one drop out if it gets too bad and create a new plan for traveling…..well I don’t work under anyone!!!. Rishte meh hum thumhare baap lagthe hai, naam hai shehanshah!!!. However one problem remains and you really cannot blame the railways for it (it’s about too much population) that is once you are in you cannot move so food and toilet is no option.
This blogger had almost two years of free run and didn’t have to travel in unreserved. Since my travels are mostly short notice and whimsical I faced untold miseries during traveling in the earlier days then I had this brainwave and it worked spectacularly. Where I used to stay there were guys who worked in railway ministry and they mentioned about last minute release of seats (VIP quota or emergency quota and so on) I tried to get reservation from them but it was bit laborious and you have to pay some 100 rupees. I gathered if you know some top fellows things would be easier, and so I spend some time to know about the structure of railway ministry and presto I came to know about the magazine run by railways (I still am not sure why do they have a magazine!!). There was an Editor who was quite a senior fellow in the hierarchy, easy target!!. Things worked out and quite pleasantly (shocking would be right word) he found me very interesting. I spend many hours in his office, he really didn’t mind me sitting for no reason more appropriately he took lots of time to get talking since somebody or other will drop in or phone, most time I was eavesdropping, these guys have their own little world. …he also gave me coupons for food and so on. I gathered he thought I would make it big (the article I wrote for the magazine was quite mediocre and it was published after few years…things go at their own pace at government!!). He was a nice man but prone to hyperbole. He once even mentioned ‘where you are sitting once Salman Rushdie sat’ (meaning even great writers had come for his favor…sure I believed!!). I just had to book the seat and give the PNR number to his secretary a day before and voila I get reservation, I had two wonderful years of traveling. Absolutely great but then he retired (i did try work out with the next Editor but I was quite rudely shown the door). Nice man he was, he helped me more than many ways. So now the Railway Minister has taken these measures which will definitely make millions of commuter’s life bearable if not comfortable. This blogger congratulates the Railway Minister for the policy decision.
For the Finance Minister: Why not heavy tax on the inheritance of property???. Since we didn’t have much of land reforms this would be quite an appropriate move. Offcourse it requires bold initiatives from the politicians (oxymoron?).
*all photos taken from the NET
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
A cowardly act
Friday, February 16, 2007
Lessons to Mr. Pronoy on Media propriety
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
On sensitive indexes and behaving pitches, and orders of Master
In recent times there has been an attempt to ‘represent India’ among elite circle, this an attempt to usurp the gains coming in India’s direction because of the huge consumer base. The foreigners are looking for identifiable figures to associate and also reward, as recognizing India. The stampede in elite circle is understandable. The reason why all kind of dubious people are now ‘representing India’. Some in elite also try to sell on the bogey of India’s tradition on ‘tolerance’ (the reality would be much revealing) and ‘secularism’. They try to classify people to justify their reasoning (most appropriately their own reason d’entre). Many in sports (like cricket) are seen as representing even religion this suit elite section perfectly to harp on how divergent our culture is to the Europeans and so try to consolidate their positions in these circles as ‘representing India’. What is common place for us becomes celebration for them.
There is a joke doing the round in commentators box during the cricket match that cricket is game of ‘uncertainties’. Pray which game is about certainties?!!. The way they create hype around the game (conceding that it is probably the only game where even the pitch ‘behaves’. Sensitive gentlemen and sensitive indexes). Ultimately this is a game which is played not by most countries (some 10 odd countries, with a huge population having nothing much to do and almost a similar set of elite and their devious ways). But in a nation of a billion even an average performance by the team is main news if not ‘breaking’. Mediocre media and its priorities, competition of TRP.
All games should be open for betting, it’s an individual’s choice. What is the logic that only market can gain from this game? Why cannot common people also make money from the game?. What is so ethical about sportsperson selling products??. What kind of system is this and who these credibility?? Why parameters change when it is about common people, people who want to bet on the game. Also even though a Sri Lankan player (say Jayasuriya or Murlidharan) or West Indian player (Lara and so on) are infinitely better than many ‘Indian players’ they can never dream of making as much money- the reason is very much because of population, surely not competence.
The ‘match betting’ in cricket and the media paranoia is where the absurd meets ridiculous. Funny though all the frenzy, for concerned people these circus can be disturbing. Media can carry on their petty money making manipulations, most people don’t have much expectations from these self appointed guardians. Our concern is misuse of state machinery. Police force of the State is not meant for enforcing club rules. I am sure the police forces in states have better things to do than checking ‘code of conduct’ compliance of club members. What a shame. They can only investigate in case of criminal complaint. The enthusiasm shown by DGP of Maharashtra is misplaced. I am sure our man has more significant law and order situations to handle (god forbid no bomb blasts happen but in case any such incidents occur in future this fellow should be held responsible for dereliction of duty). This blogger questions the Home Ministry of the Nation (and the states) as to how the government officials are allowed direct access to TV channels (collectively referred to as Media). Isn’t it violation of service clause? As a rule government officials shouldn’t be voicing their views to channels (they are not being paid by the government to feed sound bytes to mediocre media). The government officials or anyone representing government are supposed to give information through press conference or press release.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Unfortunate One
Oh, if I could speak,
If only I could speak!
How I would tell you,
How often I would tell you
I love the air,
I love air.
I love sunlight,
Oh, the sunlight!
Life! I love life!
Oh ... If only I could speak!
Friday, February 02, 2007
Language of conscience
It is in the soul of things
that disintegration
invades earlier than other
a twitch in the mind
an involuntary pull of hand
a pause in a thought
before acts of deception
and crime
Monday, January 29, 2007
An incident in development
Talking of superpower there is this public toilet which was constructed sometime back near a slum almost two years back with tiles and appropriate ads enlightening people on need for cleanliness and so on(this could be anywhere delhi, Mumbai, bengaluru or Chennai). The toilet still remains locked children still defecate in open, around the locked toilet and the ad still enlighten us to be clean. The word is still. The word is also Development.
Friday, January 19, 2007
The shame on India
The insult is when Foreign Ministry ‘takes note’. It is an insult on Indian people that the government has no better things to focus its attention on. The government of India is not elected by people to react to media created trash. Infact this blogger demands an apology.
It is quite apparent that spin doctors of this obnoxious ‘entertainment’ have done their homework. Fools in Britain should have the brains to realize that it is TV program that have been christened as ‘reality show’. Clearly the ‘actors’ are following the instruction from the producers, obviously to pep up the rating (what else?!!). The reason why controversy is needed, infact demanded. Controversy is big time TRP, it also gives some life to wannabes. The cruder the better. If it is racial, why not ban it? Don’t stoke ‘support’ for and against and make it more ‘popular’, it is a lewd manipulation. I am very sure of the role played by producers of such programs to stoke up peoples emotions (more than half of the email should be send by their own people. Does it require brains to figure out?. Dont people have anything else to do than watch some wannabes talk crap?). Indian government should keep clear of this muck (the Finance Minister should learn to keep his mouth shut than play to the gallery, a humble suggestion from this blogger. I am sure he has more important things to do, like for instance preparing the Budget for more than a billion people. His interest on this nonsense is seen as an insult on people of India, probably he will have to answer bit more frankly after the budget). Mediocre media may please carry on. And yes the slave is within her/his right not to get too excited while reporting these trash, against the wishes of the Masters.
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Someone in the crowd
When the face in the crowd
looks no different from me
and
so do all the faces.
Actions of speech, laughter, sadness
and silence
is someone else’s
and also mine.
The questions asked
spins in a vacuum
but still no one is without answers.
A dull ache up the body
confirms it once again
that
I too have become someone in the crowd.
Like massacred bodies
tossed into mass grave
later dug out
as skeletons
all white bones
all hollow skulls.
Lump of hair
and shreds of cloth
and nobody to mourn.
(For children dead, and assumed dead. Also for victims of atrocities by Bengal government. There is a case for Art. 356 in Bengal. The incompetent CM of the state should quit)
Saturday, December 30, 2006
Another big mistake
The brutal events unfolding in Iraq for last few years is about American global interests and in this case it has to do with oil and other ‘strategic gain’ in this region- the reason why Saddam was targeted although there never was any dearth of dictators or ‘leaders’ who have committed mass murder in past or present. These unilateral actions by USA undermining all international laws and opinion in past and present are definitely leading to a more unstable world. It also needs to be reiterated that Americans particularly Bush is very much responsible for killing many innocent people, much more than Saddam. How is that going to be accounted?. Bush administration has to take the responsibility of these killings. Bush is a war criminal. There never was any doubt about this. He and his cronies attacked a country for their personal gain in the name of ‘war on terror’ and WMDs, it is very much documented. He cannot escape acting as a savior by executing a dictator. Bush is responsible for this mess. Americans for electing this foolish fellow to head them are also responsible. Marketers who have created a system and completely sedated this society to look for selfish reason- gain, profit, and celebrate morons and their attics in the name of freedom of expression and sidelining significant matters are very much responsible. This ‘american way of life’ is where the threat is, the hedonistic and blatant consumerism is root of all this. At certain level we can say Bush was just trying to satiate the ‘demands’ of a very greedy society.
How about protesting by boycotting coca cola-pepsi and also stop them exploiting our water resource?. If people want to protest this is very tangible American target and very much beneficial to society where the government are sold out. Any takers???. If ‘muslims’ want to protest they need to target these products which is very much based on misery of people. This will also be symbolic gesture against greed based ‘american way of life’. Something needs to be done about this they cannot go on like this.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Love for land.
Let me make one thing clear at the onset I am a huge admirer of JRD Tata. He was one great man and inspired millions of people. TATAs do have a great tradition and to a large extend played instrumental role in industrial development of the country. My contention is with the policy issues vis-à-vis land use. The problems in Singur start with the use of Agriculture land (discussed in www.sdepalan.blogspot.com) but that is not the discussion point in here. I am taking here the larger issue of land use, development and marginalization in context to forest land.
The forest cover of
The recent enthusiasm in certain circles on Forest Rights Act giving more rights to tribal community at the expense of wildlife is misplaced. This Act not only patronizes the tribal people by assuming that they have no desire for modern way of living but it also is shortsighted in its intent on wildlife protection and conservation. The interesting issue here is that although the interests of wildlife habitations are compromised the interest of plantation owners are very much protected. The lands on which these people are making huge profit are part of biodiversity disaster zone. These lands belong to wildlife and endangered species. These lands also belonged to indigenous community. Instead of compromising wildlife land the indigenous people should be given share of profits from plantation. This is a very desirable alternative. Tigers may not have vote but they are significant part of our ecosystem and common heritage. I dare the politicians and intellectual who were very vocal in their support of Forest Act to initiate laws for distributing shares of profits to tribal communities from Plantations. If you can take the share of tigers and wildlife why not plantation owners??. Tribal communities need to compensated for "historic injustice" not by encroaching into wildlife but encroaching into comfortable world of 'people like us'. Dare anyone???.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
A theory on Mediocrity
Language is a significant aspect of connecting with surrounding, culture and tradition. If we look around the world wherever there is common language between the elite of society and common people they have progressed faster, meaning, people were able to tap their potential and hence a dynamic society. The case of Japan, China, France, USA, Britain, Germany, Korea… to take few examples. Since the aspiration is not tagged on to superficialities of language, people focus more on the content and ideas (ofcourse this not to negate other lifestyle superficialities associated with elite in all societies!). Take also the example of societies where there is a divide between the language of elite and common people like the countries in South Asia, Africa or South America….there is a clear demarcation in these societies, and almost all outcome of colonialism or other invasions. To make the case clear let me give the examples of native people like Indians in American continent or aborigines in Australasia, although English speakers have achieved much in last few decades the common people of the region lag behind, studies show more people suicide or take drug among them. There clearly is a loss of rootedness and hence less valued. This is precisely the reason for overwhelming mediocrity in India in almost all fields most glaring being that of Media. Thus majority of people spend more time to better themselves or aspire to be like the substandard elite- whose claims are very much hinged on the aspirations associated with language (that is English previously Sanskrit).
This is one of the major reasons for mediocrity of most societies around the world where such distinctions exists. India is a case study for the world but India’s case is worsened due to overpopulation, poverty and traditional systemic biases, add to this nepotism and corruption, so although we come across some incredible people in our daily life in commonest of places but they will never make it to the top since the system (necessarily a creation of insecure elite) prevents or appropriately asks for competence in superficialities. The superficialities in most case is lifestyle expectation of elite from common people which is also meant to degrade or demean their surrounding and connections, hence esteem or worth, so the core is lost thus we celebrate mediocrity. The mediocrity of India has to do with very substandard elite, a necessary outcome of the system which this blogger attempts to explain.
Post Script: This theory may not work with first generation immigrants to any country particularly developed countries, since their aspiration context is entirely different.