Thursday, December 19, 2013

Pussy cats don’t growl they purr



Indians, as is the wont, have gone overboard, the fragile egos of elitizens seems to have shattered. They are terming it as ‘national outrage’. The blogger for one doesn’t want to belong to this conception of nation.  The fringe groups too have joined in for the cause of ‘bharath ki beti’, the embedded patriarchy makes the narration compelling, easily fitting in the insult. That the domestic help, who is alleged to have been exploited, is also an Indian is conveniently put under carpet. Senior ministers and out of work bureaucrats are stampeding popular media calling for revenge ‘if they outrage one of our women we will deal with three of their’ (that was former Ambassador Parthasarthy). The outraged elitizens want to find out how much the Americans pay Indians in India? Is there a common standard, they scream in unison. Ofcourse not love. That is why Indians are cheap labour, remember  that is our investment advantage. Also whether Americans pay Indian help enough money is easily taken care by the fact that this nation doesn’t have minimum standards for anything including payments to domestic helps. Elitizens have conveniently bypassed the ILO agreements; these are never discussed, while the fools argue GDPs so on. Clearly Americans in India cannot violate any laws because there aren’t laws!!  Further it is a standard procedure to frisk people in airports, the VIP culture of elitizens doesn’t make sense anywhere else. What is the problem here?      


Substantive issues like FBI snooping onto Indians was dealt in most cozy manner, the fake elite charm sometimes is handy.  They are now left with bulldozing minor barricades, which incidentally could have been moved with hands!! The privileges which they have extended to Americans are surely in contravention to the laws, clearly the decision makers must have got something in return, privileges come with quid quo pro. The families and friends do visit America and then children’s future too have to be taken care of (bachon ka settlement bhi tho karna hai. Mediocre lyricist ZK Bozz says genes hai tho jahan hai). It is common knowledge that Indians can be bought cheap, the reason that Americans didn’t snoop much on Indian leaders. You snap you fingers they are on the knees (this nuance is described as movement from sanskritisation to westernization), such amazingly malleable people. This blogger request US not to back down by this manufactured ‘outrage’, the law must take its own course. There should be thorough investigation. Vienna convention shouldn’t be any obstacle. In the meanwhile the supple government owes an explanation as to what safeguards they have in place for protection of domestic helps. Indian elitizens seems to have god ordained right over people. The quintessential Ramukaka of khandani ghars has been exploited enough, he needs to be paid. These traditional entitlements and hold cannot hide any longer. The shame is out. Emerging superpower is a kitten who is mistaking itself for a lion. Not that I have anything against kittens.           

Monday, December 16, 2013

Hail the Pope !


Pope Francis is the best thing that has happened to the world in recent times. What a compassionate man. I am deeply moved


We thank the US government 


By arresting the Deputy Consul General in Consulate of India at New York the US authorities have done us a big favour. You cannot expect these things to happen in India. Rich and influential people (the elitizens) playing victim is big career move these days. The profile of Deputy Consul General reads “she also wishes to contribute towards dalit and gender equality in her country”, in the meanwhile (if the reports are to be believed) she also has stolen the flats in Adarsh Society meant for Kargil War Widows!! I wouldn’t be surprised if the family had a big role to play in influencing the whole selection process as also the high profile posting. Rather than retaliating the government needs to do introspection and find out why these dubious people land up in such prestigious position.     


What is particularly interesting and charming is that she was arrested in front of her children. The traditionalist Indian media will be emotional about ‘masoom bache’, but what is forgotten is exploitation of servants (and weaker) is something ingrained in this society. ‘Masoom bache’ are trained in these nuances of providences and entitlements over others in a uniquely cultured manner. They learn these hypocrisies as natural happenings and are adept in these little tricks quite early in life, it becomes their second nature thus easily negotiate the challenges of ethics and law. You may even call it tradition, and therefore traditional family. Even if you are from the lowest strata, this is the traditional aspiration model, quite appropriately referred to as 'sanskritisation'. Thankfully in this rare case ‘masoom bache’ will realize that if you exploit others you will have to pay for it.


Gender issues are now ticket for big returns. These days you can usurp anything and everything with charm talks and connections. Elite women as victim is the new rage in the town, it seems to have overtaken all hierarchy of victimhood in the land of victims. I recall while I was residing in Delhi, quite frequently I had to criss cross posh colonies and the way these women abused their servants. They also shouted down the hapless vegetable vendor, squeezing out the last rupee from the poor man. I felt so disgusted when I saw them later cruising in their long cars, with longer faces! Now ofcourse they are victims and ‘live in fear’ after the gang rape incident (incidentally the fiercely brave and unfortunate victim was marginalized migrant, also these are quite common outside high profile delhi). At one level there is hilarity in these narrations at another shocking hypocrisy. 


LGBT issue also gets more than its share of space because it falls into these patterns of elitizens as victims. Fitting into the international narration and strong market pointers assure bigger reach and so has a readymade climbing opportunity for the devious (quite understandably Crude woman was off the block in no time, it has moistened the eyes of the old timers! ZK says bhushanz se vibhushanz ka safarz katon bara hai). What can be more charming in a land that has millions with absolutely no hope, it is terrifying if you know what it means. As far as the nonsense Supreme Court verdict is concerned it has grievously harmed the credibility of the institution, this blogger suspects that some in the Indian judiciary are politicized and intentionally playing to increase the troubles of beleaguered government. Ideally it is the Parliament which has to make the law, so in a way this is not an entirely unfortunate happening and has brought in some balance.

Monday, December 09, 2013

Fanfare for The Common Man !!



What a stunning performance. A slap on arrogant blabber mouth self serving leaders.  The third alternative should exist in each state. Bipolar contests are dangerous for democracy as also for common people as it is mostly elitist. Multiparty reflects the reality of the nation. It also reduces the space for manipulation by power brokers and sycophants.  


(Fanfare for The Common Man is the title of popular symphony by Aaron Copland)  

Friday, December 06, 2013

Viva Mandela !!!






Maharashtra needs Article 370


Maharashtrians, particularly based in Mumbai, too are “deeply vulnerable about their identity and insecure about the future” and therefore need Article 370 and other charming safeguards. The elites for their competing reasons use nuanced arguments to further their agenda, it comes coated with egalitarian worldview. They created the boundaries as they felt right and now come with nonsense arguments which may seem protecting rights but are insidious in its intent. They encourage fundamentalism in the name of secularism and in effect position themselves as liberal. Liberalism is then extended to extreme form of hedonism. Consumption of elites therefore becomes standpoint of egalitarianism. This is precisely what is happening in Kashmir. As they party swanking their liberal concerns, the mullah strengthen their hold. The common people get trapped in this competing force, the spiraling violence are security force actions. This is a familiar pattern.   


Article 370 is a dustbin case and it most definitely violates the basic structure of the constitution, it is an affront on democratic values and civilized norms. People of this country don’t want to live in history nor do they want to relive in the past follies of self serving elites. If my rights as a citizen of the country are violated in Kashmir then that is where the argument ends. I have no interest in any historic muck. Further I believe in integrating with humanity while keeping one’s positive part of identity alive. If Kashmiriyath has to be safeguarded so will be the compelling argument of Maharashtriyath. Kashmiriyath has neither precedence nor anything unique that Maharashtriyath doesn’t offer. Indeed that is true for any part of the country. The continuation of Article 370 even after so many decades after independence is an anachronism that must be addressed. If Kashmir needs Article 370 so does Maharashtra, all the arguments are equally valid. Myth making cannot substitute this reality and as far as Indian people are concerned this is the root of Kashmir problem. Nothing nuanced can undermine misery that it spreads.