We always associate Einstein with E=mc2 but the reason for which he was given the Nobel Prize is Photoelectric effect, defined with an equation E=hv (wherein ‘h’ is Planck’s constant and ‘v’ or neu is frequency). This equation beautifully brings out the concept of threshold frequency. That is a frequency beyond which electrons are emitted. No photoelectric electrons are emitted if the frequency of the light falls below this threshold frequency.
It seems that ZK has got his physics right. The visa denial and later twist has given our boy enough threshold frequency to be catapulted into RS- his ultimate dream. The strategy for this maximum lick is quite simple, albeit will not strike we common people. Let me enlighten the bloggers. Einstein proposed that “a certain amount of energy would be required to release the electrons from their bonds to the metal - this energy is called the work function”. Our boy got this by working in Hindi movie industry (Hindi is national here!!!. So more ‘work function’. Ofcourse not denying that his achievements have been stupendous). Having got enough threshold he is no longer ‘attached’ and so gives extremely stupid statements and be seen with any criminals (as part of civilization dialogue, we are told!!). He can say or do any trash but still can be seen as man to reckon since as Einstein explained “the emitted electrons are now free of bonds”.
It seems that ZK has got his physics right. The visa denial and later twist has given our boy enough threshold frequency to be catapulted into RS- his ultimate dream. The strategy for this maximum lick is quite simple, albeit will not strike we common people. Let me enlighten the bloggers. Einstein proposed that “a certain amount of energy would be required to release the electrons from their bonds to the metal - this energy is called the work function”. Our boy got this by working in Hindi movie industry (Hindi is national here!!!. So more ‘work function’. Ofcourse not denying that his achievements have been stupendous). Having got enough threshold he is no longer ‘attached’ and so gives extremely stupid statements and be seen with any criminals (as part of civilization dialogue, we are told!!). He can say or do any trash but still can be seen as man to reckon since as Einstein explained “the emitted electrons are now free of bonds”.
ZK has been using every conceivable occasion to criticize Pakistan in front of camera (our boy’s life begins and end in front of camera…quite exciting life I am sure!!!). Now being a Muslim automatically makes him a confirmed secularist. So an easy entry into Congress or any secularists stampeding in UDF as also our very own cricket loving- Jane Austin admirer commies. But ZK has a problem: these parties have enough Muslims and so our boy will have to stand in a long queue. And so the threshold frequency is diverted for maximum lick to the other National party, considered ‘communal’ by ‘non communal’: the BJP. Our boy started his lick from the home turf that is Shiv Sena. For sometime our joker was making the ground clear for this eventuality, one must add, with clinical precision. The untimely death of Promod Mahajan was severe bolt to our boy (Crude woman was inconsolable I am told….ofcourse not for Mr. Mahajan…what ya thought!!!). In case BJP and allies come to power in future they need poster boys from Muslim communities to show that they are not anti Muslim (incidentally Congress and allies need them to show that they are secular !!!. Quite a game this one!. Truly democratic). Their concept of poster Muslim however has a clause that is they need to be pucca Indian Muslim. Pucca Indian Muslim is a tricky thing to define. President Kalam albeit a very competent man on his own right got the green signal since he is a veggie and “is more Hindu than Hindus so a better Indian Muslim”. Phew. And as we know Mr. Mahajan’s role was detrimental (again a sob from Crude woman). This is where ZK is trying to fit in. So he can easily break the queue and be in the front row with a glee. Ofcourse breaking the queue makes him truly Indian (a delhite would be more appropriate. Having spent more than a decade in Delhi I can vouch it being a very rude city, particularly the Buses and house owners. Mumbai is nothing compared to Delhi).
Mughal-e-Azam is a movie, which ZK has nothing to do with. Even then our boy manipulated to be part of the delegation to Pakistan fully aware that they will reject his visa, rightly so. I completely support the move of Pakistan Government to deny visa to our boy. For the cancellation of programs, Indian delegation is themselve responsible, they allowed to be manipulated. The common people in Pakistan shouldn’t be denied the opportunity to watch this movie because of some mischiefs. ZKZZZZ ZK''s buffoonery (he calls it freedom of expression…surely every joker need have their day. The more we know likes of these Jokers more vermin we see) needn’t be taken to the level of Indo-Pak relations, which he so desperately wants. This serves his purpose so very well. To be rejected by Pakistan automatically upgrades him as a wonderful Indian Muslim- a tag he craves. This wonderful Indianness will definitely take him to places even Thackerey boy could never conceive. I guess this is where Dilip Kumar “failed” (His misfortune was that he was too humanist). The success of our joker is very much hinged on this hope of being the wonderful poster boy. And for that he needs Marketeers and media on his side. Now a martyr by being rejected by Pakistan is how our Joker has got a life. I repeat E =hv is the reason why Einstein received Nobel Prize and not E =mc2 as believed by many. Meaning just F**k off.
