Saturday, October 20, 2007

Not elementary Watson !!

Remember James Watson??. The guy who discovered the DNA structure (of Watson-Crick jodi)…well our dude has got a new occupation as spokesperson for White supremacist!!. Our man has finally stumbled upon some facts to confirm what folks at downtown hold not as matter of opinion. White man’s burden is getting heavier according to Watson. It is not denying that some do have the brain under the skin especially around the groin, few end up at shrink, many in TV studios as crusaders of freedom (honcho is counting the money there). It’s getting quite exciting outing in certain circles, I gather. Watson do like to see the world through his skin as some through cunt/dick (take your pick...i guess mentioning these makes me quite savvy!!...Er chooth monologue&salvation classic), sanity is causality. What sells is rightness if not righteousness (Y 4 Godsa!!)

Racism is touch word in this terrifically excitable world. Racism maybe a new term to people in this part of the world but in West it is taken as serious offence, more as an apology for atrocities of past that they do press the panic button at short notice. Racism or discrimination of any nature is undoubtedly unacceptable but it needn’t be confined to certain circles or societies. India I am told is against racism. Casteism is quite blatantly followed is just a coincidence. Cutaneous coloring could of course be taken care of with some expertly advised Fair & Lovely. India I am also told is a rising power (what’s that?!) and the celebration is on, the world has noticed and there is stampede in certain circles for maximum gain and acceptance, the positioning to Western sensibilities is on (secular fundamentalism is no coincidence). Gandhi has been branded and is a sell out. Some sections also believe that world is looking for India for solutions. 24x7 mirage works!!. Baird never conceived that one, why blame him the latest innovations (GMR-GiantMagnetoResistance, anyone?) will go mostly to monkeys to create more nuisance (also referred to as competence). The other day I had the humble experience of listening to a ring tone that carried the sound of fart!!. It is easy to stay smart these days, aint it dude!!. Mediocrity is matter of choice- the uses of democracy are many when needed or else we do have ‘self regulation’ exit route!!.

Since the world is looking for solutions for Racism we Indians need to respond with our great and ever growing ancient culture. Shall we recruit Champu Khan (with funny wig collection) as agent of change and spread the subtle message of Fair & Lovely?. Watson would surely agree on this the Africans could use some cream and get bit of IQ. Champu Khan may start his campaign with Nelson Mandela, present a carton of ‘Mardhon wali cream’. Any marketers dream come true photo op, social concern conveyed!!. Kab thak chup chup ke Mandelaji !!.

It is shocking that racism is practiced so blatantly in this part of the world, that it is part of psyche of majority of people particularly in the elite section. So much so racism issues encountered in West looks like a joke to most of us (Pawar included). Packing Gandhi to Western requirement does not make Indians civilized. When elected leaders also play the tune of marketers it seals the deal!. This blogger strongly demands Racist products be banned and any expressions of these not allowed in public space. If West has time to focus on Indian society they will see this region as the most racist of any group of people, non violently though!!. We don’t chase and bludgeon dark skinned people we present them Fair & Lovely, it is the Gandhian way!!. It is also our culture. We also live quite happily occasionally excited by leaf growing out of a child’s ear. The freak show is on, Honcho is counting, the world is invited!!.